
The
next morning, just before noon, Ryan poked his head inside the dining room
doors. He wondered how Drake had managed to get used to living in a place like
this. You could waste three hours just looking for someone that wasn't even hiding.
However, this time he was lucky. He was about to close the door again, when he
spotted Drake.
Drake
was waiting for cake… he’d eaten lunch early to avoid his parents, and had been
promised cake by one of the chefs… but that had been half an hour ago and now
he was glaring at the door to the kitchen with all his might. He was beginning
to think he’d been lied to.
Drake
had his back to the main door, so Ryan was able to squeeze in, and close the
door to behind him quietly. He then snuck forward until he was right behind
Drake.
“Guess who's here!” He exclaimed loudly, not far from Drake's ear.
Drake
jumped on to the table, very startled by the noise as he’d
already been on edge the whole morning.
He glared at Ryan for a moment, and gave a growl. “Who?”
Ryan
stared up at Drake wide-eyed for a moment, before bursting out laughing so hard
that he nearly fell over.
“Apparently you weren't expecting visitors!” He blurted between being doubled
over in laughter and gasping each breath.
Drake
groaned, knowing he should have seen this coming.
He let it go on for a while, but he really wanted to know what he was supposed
to guess! “... Someone here is going to burn, Ryan, and I'm fireproof.”
Ryan
believed that Drake had forgotten he was on the table, and he didn't much like the threat, or Drake spoiling his little
surprise. So he grabbed the tablecloth, and pulled it,
hard.
Drake
stumbled back, not able to keep his balance. He fell off the table.
A second later, he got up
and was really not happy.
Someone was going to die. Simple as that, someone was going to die!!!!
He stalked forward, fangs growing, talons appearing where his nails previously
were, his eyes glowed and he could feel his fire’s energy rise, excited,
begging to be released. A blue flame appeared in his
hands.
Then Brahne walked in…
“What an interesting pattern.” She said, looking at the footprints on the
tablecloth, which she then pulled off the table. “What
is it called?”
“… Uh—.”
“Well, I call it the artwork of my future hubby.” Pricilla purred,
slinking into view from behind Ryan.
Drake shifted to his TF before he realized he had.
Then, figuring it would be very hard to explain this to the shocked faces now
staring at him, he released his fire and killed Brahne, her lard
filled body was just asking for trouble, it burned easily.
Pricilla was a
bit harder.
She shrieked and screamed as her hair was burnt away,
her clothes stained with burn marks.
Drake darted forward. He lashed out with his talons aimed at her throat and
words would never explain the joy he felt as her life faded away. The blood
spatter was annoying and disgusting, but expected. He’d
slashed through a major artery, after all. Blood squirted out with every beat
of her worried heart… till it ceased to beat.
He felt… released, relieved and oh so happy. Like he had
finally freed himself from some heavy chain and need only run for the hills to
be free forever.
Drake turned toward Ryan, next.
And then he woke up and wondered why he was on the ground and why his head hurt
so bad… noticed the table cloth was still, mostly, on the table, the door Ryan
had come through was closed, there wasn’t any blood anywhere and the feeling of
being completely out of control in this world returned…
And he damn near cried.
Ryan
stood, looking shocked at the Prince. He had done so for about forty seconds by
that point. He had been shocked at the event. It had been
meant as a prank, but Drake had landed wrong and for a great while, Ryan
had been terrified by the thought that he had just killed the heir to the
throne.
When Drake woke up, Ryan felt relieved only for a brief moment.
He let the edges of the tablecloth go that he still had in his hands. “Uh...”
He muttered, and then looked around. Sugar, salt and pepper pots, a vase, and a
plate had all tumbled to the floor. “...The table is still standing!” He
announced and gave a slight bow.
“YOU
DIE NOW!” Drake roared.
He jumped up and stalked toward Ryan.
“Drake...
you clearly don't remember your... uh... accident.” Ryan stuttered, backing
off. “It was very silly of you to try dancing on the table you know!”
“First
of all, when people fall and land hard enough to forget what happened, they
don’t remember the fall and I REMEMBER THE FALL! Second, you’re
a moron. Third, YOU GET TO DIE!” Drake jumped over the table and grabbed Ryan’s
shirt.
“Hey!”
Ryan objected, and struggled for a moment against Drake's hold on his shirt,
but then stopped suddenly. He smiled and seemed to look behind Drake.
“Hello, Empress Pricilla!” He greeted loud enough for the sound to cross the
large room easily.
Drake
held his eyes shut, flinching at that.
No, no, no, no, no! He pleaded in his mind.
“Hello, boys.” Pricilla purred, sauntering over.
Drake released Ryan if for the sole purpose that he couldn't
run while hanging on to him. He opened his eyes and took a few seconds to
debate making the dream a reality… and turned to face her before he'd fully
decided.
“… Empress Pricilla… what are you doing here?”
“Oh, I just thought I'd drop by.” She breezed, flicking her hair. “You've been
spending so much time in Alexandria; I thought you'd appreciate me dropping by.”
“… Why?”
“Because. I suppose flying to Shivel
takes too long, especially since you've already spent
so much time in Alexandria. I came here, and I can be here as long as you want.”
She smiled at that, making emphasis on the last two words.
“Oh, yes?” Drake asked.
“Mm hm,” Pricilla declared with a nod.
“… I'd like you to go now.” Drake stated, having politely waited a few moments.
Pricilla glared. “… No.”
Ryan
had never really intended to be in the same room as the Empress, and Prince.
Not after what had happened last time, and how much he had grown to loathe the
girl's company.
So, while they were distracted, he started to slowly
creep toward the kitchen door.
Drake
reached over and sunk his talons into Ryan's shirtsleeve.
Pricilla started ranting for the purpose of hearing
her own voice, so Drake turned his glare back on Ryan.
“You could have said something sooner, you know.”
“Well,
if you hadn't been so busy trying to kill me...” Ryan countered, trying to get
Drake's hand off his shirt again. His clothes would never be the same after
this; he was sure.
“Which is, again, your fault.” Drake pointed out, “You nearly
killed me and I can have you beheaded for that should I ever find a competent
guard.”
He watched Pricilla ranting about how troubled her family was since her uncle got stuck in a doorway and they hadn't been able to get him
out in three days. “So, we decided when we first saw him there not to feed him.
Assuming he'd be forced to lose enough weight to be able to fit through the
door, and just for the sake of things we locked Dennis in an empty closet to
prevent him from getting stuck in any doors. The doctors say it's a very
dangerous diet plan, but they're still alive.”
When she turned around to pace in the other direction, Drake dragged Ryan into
a secret passageway behind one of the panting of Drake's grandmother whom was
responsible for the awesome, yet scratchy, red dragon sweater in the back of
his closet.
“This leads to the stables… I don't think witches can outrun horses, can they?”
Ryan
pulled his attention away from the passage, which he was quite impressed with. It was so cool! He wished his house had secret
passageways.
“Uh... hmm, there's only one way to find out!” Ryan pointed out, waving his
hand above his head dramatically.
That is how he found out that there were spiders in the secret passageway...
Drake
watched as the spiders said 'hi' to Ryan who he didn't
think much appreciated the greeting.
“… Secret passage means not regularly dusted, Ryan.”
“ARGH!”
Ryan bellowed, and flicked the spider off his hand like
it was on fire. Then after he was sure it was gone, he started to look around
frantically, very paranoid all of a sudden.
Drake
shoved him forward, “Just walk. And be quiet or you'll
wake up the bats. Hey, actually… we could just stay in here! The rats won't
mind and she'd never come in.”
Pricilla finished her story and turned to see the two boy's reactions… but…
they were gone.
“Where…?”
First instinct, head for the tower, so that's where
she went, screaming the entire time about how rude it was to ignore guests.
Meanwhile,
in the secret passageway, Ryan darted along the poorly lit place with his hands
covering his head, and doing his best to avoid cobwebs. Despite most of them
being empty, and most of the spiders seeming to be harmless species.
Drake
laughed and ran after Ryan.
Humans were funny.
“Ryan! I'm kidding! … She'd
come in here. And the bats! There are
no bat—… well look at that, there ARE bats…”
Pricilla kicked in Drake's door and her yelling abruptly stopped.
“… You're not in here.”
The
suddenly silence in the tower was eerie. Well, even more so
than usual. But this was a different kind of
eerie. Ellipsis had got used to the kind caused by Eclipse. This new Pricilla
kind made him want to hide.
Ryan was not too bothered by bats. Actually, he had
never seen one before...
“Where?” He asked, tilting his head up, but still
hiding under his hands.
Drake
pointed at the bats and then walked past Ryan. He walked for a bit and then
pushed against a wall, which swung open, leading to the stables.
He glanced around, making sure no one was around, and then stepped out.
Pricilla stomped back downstairs, mad as ever. One window showed the airship
was still there, so were the birds… so…
Pricilla groaned. She hoped Drake hadn’t gone to the
stables, she hated the stables here! They had freakish animals with hair
for tails and fur everywhere like a monster. They stomped their feet, and they
had 4 of them to stomp, and round fingernails for
feet! She couldn’t understand how they could walk on
them without pain, but they did. They were hard to stay on, the ride was
bouncy, they made weird noises and were unpredictable, they weren’t very
friendly, they were too big, you had to use… strange harnesses, pads, and these
leather seat things you strapped onto their stomachs and backs to ride them, it
was revolting!
Chocobos were so much better than horses!
Chocobos could fly, run up mountains, ward off
monsters! Horses WERE monsters!
They couldn’t be used indoors, they couldn’t be
trained to run mills, they were inferior beasts! And
mean! They were demonic…
So she ran and hoped to catch Drake before he got to
the stables.
The
sunlight that flooded into the secret passageway woke the bats that Ryan had
been staring at with fascination. They squeaked, flapped their leathery wings
and started to dart about, causing Ryan to cry out and then dash for the exit
that Drake had just used.
Once the wall was closed, Ryan calmed down. He was no
stranger to horses. They were much more common on that continent, and Chocobos rarer. Still, he didn't
ride them that often, and wasn't really sure how to get the horse ready.
Once
they arrived at the stables, Drake flagged a stable hand over and told him to
get
Constanta and Ruxandra ready.
“You can ride Constanta; she’s less likely to eat you.” Drake smirked, walking
toward the two horses being saddles.
Ryan
glanced over at the horse. She almost seemed to be glaring at him. Plus, he wasn't sure if he was imagining it or not, but the
stable hand looked like he was very... jumpy.
“How likely is 'less likely'?” He asked.
“She’s
never bitten anyone.” Drake elaborated, getting on his horse.
Constanta was a gold Morgan with a white mane and
tail.


Ryan
followed Drake's example, and got on his own horse, perhaps a little less
expertly. He made sure to stay a good distance from Ruxandra.
Just in case Drake's warning wasn't exaggerated.
“Ah!” he exclaimed, now having a slightly better idea, but was still not
erudite on the subject by a long shot. His efforts deserved a fanfaronade, but
he was still on the riparian of the knowledge river.
Pricilla
entered the stables just then. “HEY!” She screamed.
“I’m officially bored here; let’s go to your house.” Drake suggested, giving a
click as an order for Ruxandra to move.
“Okay...”
Ryan said, trailing off. He had a harder time getting his horse to move. He wasn't sure if it was him, or if the horse was scared of the
loud obnoxious girl who was standing in the doorway. But
eventually he managed. “Do you even know the way?”
“Yes I
do.” Drake replied, slowing Ruxandra to a trot. “There
is a map in the castle that tells where everyone on the continent lives… Creepy, hu? I’m not sure what it’s
for, but I have a lot of theories.”
“Is
one of those theories that it belonged to pizza company
so that they could deliver pizza anywhere, but they went out of business
because their pizza sucked?” Ryan asked, as he pulled up alongside Drake. “If
not, it should be!”
“Hm.
Could be… I figure it was so we’d
know where everyone was the day the palace decided to hold human sacrifices.
When I was younger, I thought it was so we’d have a valid count and location of
everyone so that it would be easier to be sure we’ve destroyed everyone in a
family so there was no one to get mad and later get revenge.” Drake stated, looking back to be sure Pricilla was not trying to follow.
“You have a very disturbing imagination, you know that?” Ryan asked the prince,
staring at him. “You never thought it might just be for taxes?”
“… You
ever thought about how we worship murderous dragons?” Drake countered.
The tax idea had never crossed his mind…
“Murderous?
I thought the Dragon Lord of Daguerreo was meant to have been incredibly kind
and wise.” Ryan recalled the legend.
Drake
stared at him for a while.
Then he stared some more.
Then he pointed at a dragon that was eating someone’s cow.
Ryan
shuddered and turned the horse so that they were heading away from the dragon a
little bit more directly.
“Point
taken,” Ryan commented, his voice slightly quieter.
Perhaps it was a blessing that he had been forced to skip breakfast, otherwise
it would be trying to make a reappearance. “I was
talking about the legends, that’s all… I know in
reality dragons are just monsters that are usually rather hard to fight. They’re
dangerous.”
Drake
laughed and turned Ruxandra the way Ryan was now headed.
“I believe mass stereotypes and suspicions do not inhere
in the being.” He explained, speeding Ruxandra up. “For
instance, my advisor doesn’t advise me and is simply the creepiest person in
existence—perhaps the creepiest to have ever lived. So, perhaps there are nice
dragons, but I highly suspect the map is so we can slaughter people.”
Ryan
shook his head, speeding Constanta up to keep the pace with Drake. “I don't
know... Have you seen those dragon claws? I don't think even nice ones would be
inherently good at cartography.” He pointed out. “Either way, you need
to show me this map when we get back to the castle.”
Drake
laughed, “Deal.”
He sped Ruxandra up even more and kept her going
faster and faster, mostly to see if Ryan would keep up.
Pricilla went home… unhappy, of course. She stomped to her airship declaring
that she’d never return… at least not for a few weeks.
Ryan
did notice Drake speeding up, but lucky the terrain was pretty
easy, so he was able to keep up.
“I don't think Pricilla is going to catch up, you know.” Ryan pointed out after
he caught up again.
Drake
looked back as if being sure Pricilla wasn’t following
them, perhaps by riding a broomstick or being carried by monkeys with wings.
“Probably right…”
“And
you're sure she doesn't know where my house is?” Ryan questioned. He was pretty sure she wouldn't, she'd never been there, and
although that map could tell her, he doubted she could read a map anyway.
On the thought of where his house was, he noticed that he didn't
actually know where he was. Though he was quite sure Drake knew where he was
going and was fairly certain himself that they must be heading in roughly the
right direction, he didn't recognize this land
in-between. He had always stuck to the roads.
“I’m
sure.” Drake stated, “She doesn’t go anywhere near peasants.”
Drake got bored and spurred Ruxandra on to a full gallop.
“Hey!”
Ryan protested before he reacted and struggled to keep up with Drake. “I'm a
noble remember?!” He added, his voice fighting the
wind. “...Not that I'm complaining about her not coming to my house...”
“She
doesn’t know that!” Drake called back, “And she won’t leave the palace and go
where there are people. Thinks it’s dangerous or something. I’m
not sure, I usually stop listening when she starts ranting like that. I don’t see how she can stand living the way she preaches.
People around all the time—I’d hang myself… no, I’d
slaughter them first. Trick them into running their horse off a cliff…”
“You'd
need to trick them to make them do that? I got the impression that they'd have
needed assistance to find their arses.” Ryan
countered, though it was true that Ryan had never met the people that generally
occupied Pricilla's castle. Drake had tricked him into actually meeting
Pricilla, but he was desperate not to let the Prince trick him into actually
going to her kingdom.
“Shivel
is, indeed, an interesting place… You don’t need an I.Q
to survive; you just have to know not to drink poison.” Drake snickered,
turning Ruxandra down a mostly hidden path that lead
to the manor belonging to Ryan’s family. “You should come with me next time I
tick off Eclipse enough that he makes me go visit; sometimes the morons are fun
to watch.”
“I'd
rather take trigonometry,” Ryan said sarcastically with a lopsided smirk at
Drake, but had to whip his head back around so that he could keep an eye on
where he was going. He wasn't exactly as comfortable
as the Prince was riding at those speeds.
Once
the manor was in sight, Drake slowed his horse down to a canter and then a slow
trot. “I’m sure your tutor would love to hear that,” he snickered.
“Maybe
I can kill two birds with one stone, and trick him into going there.” Ryan
suggested, nearly salivating at the thought. He was a little relieved as his
manor was revealed from behind some trees. The rest of
the modest estate soon came into view. The lands relatively small, but well
kept.
“Couldn’t
hurt to try.”
Drake laughed and rode up to the manor, dismounting and watching to see if Ryan
could get off Constanta.
Ryan
could get off Constanta. Though that would only be
generally speaking, as it was more of a fall, or plummet, and the stable hand
came to offer him some help up. Apparently, either Ryan’s family only had one
stable hand, or the others were hiding. Whichever it was, Ryan did not
elaborate on.
“You’re
a klutz.” Drake grinned, rolling his eyes. “Maybe you should get one of those
giant chickens to ride; I hear they’re much easier.”
“Yeah,
but they scare monsters away, so I'd never see you again.” Ryan growled in
response. Then he paused and thought about it for a moment. “Nor
Pricilla, so it wouldn't be all bad.” He added.
“Ooooouch.”
Drake put his hand over his heart as if he were wounded,
“I should’ve given you a horse that bit.”
“I was
surprised that you didn't,” Ryan replied as he turned, and started to head
toward the commodious manor. He brushed some of the dirt off
of his trousers as he walked. Luckily the
ground wasn't wet so the dirt had the texture of dust, and was about as easy to
brush off.
Drake
trotted after him, deciding to ignore the previous statement. “If I was going
to kill you, I’d have done it by now, Ryan, or have at least tried much harder…”
Ryan
almost shivered at the thought that Drake was probably being serious. “So what
do you want to do here?” He asked, as it seemed like a good time to change the
topic. “No sticks to steal that haven't already been stolen.
“It’s
your house, you’re the host.” Drake corrected, looking around. “Surely there’s
something to do here, right?
Ryan
blanked out for a second. Whenever he got bored, he went and bothered Drake… he’d never thought about what would happen if the situation
were reversed.
Drake
rolled his eyes and snapped his fingers in front of Ryan’s face. “Snap out of
it! What’s that sound?”
Ryan
glared at Drake, and listened. “What sound?” He asked after a moment. The
common-looking boy was so used to living here; he didn't
hear anything out of the ordinary.
Drake
started walking, following the noise. “That sound… that… loud sound.”
“Oh!”
Ryan gasped, as if someone had jabbed him in the back with the answer. “Come
around here!” He instructed, and took off at a half-jog towards the front of
the house. When they had arrived on the horses, they had approached the house
from a direction that deposited them at more or less the back of the house, so
Ryan had to lead Drake around the side.
Drake
ran to catch up with Ryan and then stayed at a somewhat fast speed, trying to
urge Ryan to go faster. “What is it? Ryan? What is it? Ryan, what is it?”
“Wait
and see!” Ryan cheered merrily as he rounded the corner of the house.
Drake
slowed down slightly, trying to be patient but waiting just made him even more
curious. “Fine…”

